A quick straw-poll: Do you use the University City Eruv (click 1)? yes / no
note: university eruv is entirely student run. Students check and repair the eruv as necessary every single week. suggested donation is $20-$30, thank you.
Also, PSA: we change the clocks this satudray night ("fall back") ! If you planned to meet someone between 1am and 2am this weekend, that's gonna happen twice...
note: university eruv is entirely student run. Students check and repair the eruv as necessary every single week. suggested donation is $20-$30, thank you.
Also, PSA: we change the clocks this satudray night ("fall back") ! If you planned to meet someone between 1am and 2am this weekend, that's gonna happen twice...
| 5:44pm - Candlelighting 5:45pm- Mincha and Kabbalat Shabbat (2nd Floor Hillel) 10pm - Oneg Shabbat hosted by the Jewish girls in Rodin303! Followed by PH-Fridays in Hillel Dining Hall Shabbat: 9:00am - Shacharit followed by Kiddush 3:45pm - shiur by James "Leibel" Goodman (grad lounge) 4:20pm - last Torah Orah of the semester! (3rd Floor Hillel) 5:25pm - Mincha followed by Seudah Shlishit 6:41pm - Maariv followed by Havdallah Kiddush is sponsored by the Meisels in celebration of Ariella's birthday! | PHRIDAYS (Penn Hillel Fridays) are a great way to pump up the excitement for Shabbat evenings at Penn Hillel. Once a month, the buzz fills Steinhardt Hall and Shabbat turns into an evening event, even after services and dinner. This Friday, join Penn Hillel for the year's first PHriday! A Hillel wide themed Shabbat extravaganza! Get excited for OktoberPHestivities, featuring apple strudel, (root)beer tasting, pickles, German trivia and more! Oneg in 303: friends, food, games, shabbos. Student Led Shiur will be given by Leibel Goodman on the topic of "The mitzvah to drive out the Settlers of Canaan" |
| General Announcements: World Series Party in Hillel tomorrow night this one's pretty simple. big-screen tv, huge room, $2 Pizza, free snacks and drinks, and all your friends. why wouldn't you be there? Be sure to bring all your paraphernalia you own! OCP Banquet/ Auction On Saturday night, November 14, the OCP will be hosting a formal evening of dinner, mocktails, live entertainment, and more! There will be an exciting service-based auction following the banquet, and auction proceeds will be gifted to the wonderful and talented Hillel dining staff. Please let us know if you'd like to donate any goods or services to the auction by clicking here (be creative!). More information, and a formal invitation, to follow. Assassins updates There are just over 10 people still alive. Let the conspiracies and bribery begin... Assassins in the media: assassins video | underthebutton|highlights below Blood drive in Hillel this Wednesday. Recycle yourself. click here for details and to sign up. | Rabbi Menachem Leibtag Returns to Penn this Wednesday 7:00pm - Come hear master educator and Tanakh expert explore "Political Assassinations for ‘Religious’ Reasons - Does the Bible Take a Stand?" on the anniversary of Yitzchak Rabin's death. 7:45 - "A non-Jew is Forbidden to Keep Shabbat - Peshat or Drash?" SNL timechange - 6:30 dinner 6:30 - dinner (2nd floor Hillel) 7-8pm - learning (3rd floor Hillel) C4H Thanks to all our volunteers who have helped us get off to a great start!! We will be selling challah on Locust Walk from 11:00AM - 2:00PM and in the Hillel Lobby from 12:00 - 1:30 PM (there's still time-- hurry!), so don't forget to pick up a delicious, freshly-baked challah for Shabbat! For more information, email upenn@challahforhunger. Battle of the Bands hosted by Shalhevet at NYU Thursday at 7:30pm See attached flier for details. I think we should send these guys. (come by 403 @11pm saturday night for more!) |
But wait, there's more. . . Want to know about other Jewish events on campus? Check out the currently not-so-well named pennocp.org/classifieds.
שבת שלום -m&m
Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Email your favorite cochair-
Mordechai Treiger treiger@sas.upenn.edu
Miki Friedmann friedmj@seas.upenn.edu
OR check out the OCP suggestion box, or email the Advisory Board!
Danny Berger , Ariel Fisher , Rachel Grosser, David Klatt, Miriam Krawitz, Pamela Kaplan, and Lauren Springer
Assassins Updates
Killing Highlights1)Last night, at 10:30pm I received a phonecall from an unidentified number. I answered the phone. "Hi Miki, this is Ken Grcich [Rodin House Dean]." the voice said. He told me that he recently received a complaint from a resident about the prayer services we host every night in Rodin. He requested that I come to his office to resolve the issue.
I called the two Gabbaim, notifying them of the situation. Samy was in Rodin at the time, and he offered to come down with me.
On the way down we speculated what the minyan may have done to offend someone. Could it be all the noise we make in the hallways after davening. Perhaps it was the impromptu maariv we had on in the music lounge on the first floor. We would soon find out...
When we got down to the office we were greeted by a number of GA's doing what appeared to be administrative work. We started walking towards Ken's office.
"Wait!" one of the GA's called out.
"Ken said he was expecting one person to come down, not two."
It was me that Ken called, so it made sense that I would go in first. I told Samy that I would go in, make sure it was ok that he come too, and then Samy would join us.
I walked down the narrow hallway to Ken's office, passed through the doorway, turned towards his desk and saw Ariella Rosenberg sitting there with a gun.
"Bang Bang, you're dead." she said quietly. Colonel Mustard was defeated.
2) So my second assignment was to kill Reuven. I found out that he messed up his kill of Sarah earlier so I struck a deal with Sarah that if she helped me setup Reuven I would let her live until the next round. So Sarah texts Reuven to meet her in the 8th floor common room of Rodin and instead of her being there the plan was for me to be there waiting. Reuven was suspicious though and decided he needed an escort. On a side note, my roommate Shimon came with me to Rodin to attempt to kill Levi. Shimon was hanging around in the common room of Reuven's floor and Reuven by luck asked Shimon to be his body guard. Since I have an alliance with Shimon, Shimon smoothly slipped away when they got up to the 8th floor and I was able to kill Reuven.
3) As shiur was about to start, Rav Mordy asked Yosef to go get him sheets from his office. Yosef was a bit reluctant to go alone but the Rabbi was asking him so what could he do? When he got to Rav Mordy's office Chana (his arch nemesis from already 2 disputed killings) was waiting there. You can't even trust the Rabbi.
Funny Emails
Reported Kills
1) Target name: XXXX
Target status: Neutralized
Shots fired: One
Weapon: WEI DA-23 standard semi-automatic
Details of kill: Followed up on previous invitation for target to draw on agent's cast. While following target to room passed through small enclave outside door. Surrounding visibility was obscured. Drew weapon and neutralized target with one head shot.
Awaiting next assignment:
The XXXX
2) It was I, Colonel Mustard
In the dining room,
With a water pistol.
Next victim...
3) I am now dead. If you want a good story- my assassin, XXXX, sat
outside my room for over an hour. I cannot compete against that kind
of outrageous behavior. There should be a "have a life clause," if
assassins takes over your life you are automatically dead.
Psychological Warfare
1) Sent from callmebeepmeifyouwannareachme@
Dear Ms. Tarlow,
As a former staff writer for the DP, I was hoping you could start working on an obituary for Ms. XXXX. She is about to die.
Much thanks,
Kim Possible
2) Click on link (notice the email account it was sent from) http://www.hallmark.com/
Quotables
1) "Do non-Jews count as eydim?"
2) "Clean up the blood in the nursing school."
3) "I'm thinking of filling up my gun with my own blood...O sweet there's a blood drive coming up."
4)"A fake leining announcement lured him into my lair. Just a short while later it was sof passuk for XXXX."
5) "Just putting it out there, I am currently video chatting with my Assasin. After his 3rd email today I decided it was time to request him as my gchat friends."
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